Damnit, Another Day

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<Work Description>
Work [sucked, really sucked, sucked ass] today. I had to update this [presentation, model, document] that was due [tomorrow, soon, right away]. It took [a long time, forever, way too long]. And the worst part is that [it was so pointless, people were riding my ass, I was essentially a monkey]! Man, why did I choose this job? Oh yeah, the [money, money, money].
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<Humorous Exchange from Work>
(paraphrased)
Coco: Have you seen those new crop circles? They're amazing. It's proof that it must be aliens.
SAG: Dude, I'm so for aliens.
Coco: Yeah, totally. I'd like to be abducted.
SAG: Are you sure? Didn't you ever see that movie?
Coco: Fire in the Sky?
SAG: Yeah. You'd so be anal probed.
Coco: ...Yeah. No abduction if it's like Fire in the Sky. Anal probes bad.
DJ (from the row over): Who likes anal probes?
Coco (yelling): SAG!
Me (yelling): Yeah! He's working here, isn't he?!
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Hours Spent at Work Today: 12
% Chance of Personal Revelation: 0.05%
Fortune Says: Sorry, please come again.

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