Snippets of a conversation

Me: Watching all this football gives me inspiration to go for it on 4th and 2
YH: you think you're at 4th and 2?
Me: no
Me: more like i'm at 1 and 10
Me: and deciding whether to snap the ball
Me: or whether just to forfeit the game outright

Followed by:
Bo: just ask yourself: what would manning do?
Me: throw an interception?
Me: blame my teammates?
Bo: maybe qualify that with "in the regular season"