Bullet With Butterfly Wings

• After working in banking, I firmly believe that all thoughts can and should be summarized in bullet points.
• Bullet points are succinct
• They convey the essence of an idea
• They save time
• And if it’s one thing our busy clients don’t have
  - It’s time
• If it can’t be explained in two or three bullets (with subbullets):
  - It’s too complicated!

Let’s try general relativity:

• Einstein theorized that the speed of light is constant no matter your frame of reference
• Which implied all sorts of crazy shit with time and space
• The difference between general and special relativity is gravity
• Is any of the above correct?
  - Who the hell cares!