Interviewing Fun

What not to do during investment banking interviews:

Q: What brings you to Winthrop Prescott?
A: Well, I heard on your website that you're different from the other investment banks. That you don't work as many hours and that the Company really cares that you have a life outside of work.

Q: What do you think you do in a typical day as an analyst?
A: Negotiate deals.

Q: Where do you see yourself in five years?
A: Rich.

Q: Rank the following in order of preference for a job: work-life balance, intellectual stimulation, compensation, and geography.
A: Work-life balance, compensation, geography, and intellectual stimulation

Q: Name three weaknesses.
A: I'm not a sports fan, I'm afraid of flying, and I fear fire.

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