Friday, August 15, 2008

LiveBlogging: The Great American RoadTrip

The Vegas Trail: Day 0

Preface: The Northeast is a cesspool of liberalism and taxes.

Sick of the bad weather, nattering nabobs of negativity, and Ivy League colleges, we have decided to venture out West to seek a better life in more fertile grounds. And what is more fertile than a desert in the middle of Nevada?

Thus, today begins our 7 day trip to the frontier of Las Vegas, where greener pastures await, along with the promise of fortune and fair ladies.

Introducing The Adventurers:
R Dub: your humble narrator, a corporate raider by trade.
J Cause: an engineer. His skills will come in handy on our journey.
The Big E: a lawyer. He will need to transition from respecting the law of man to the law of the land.
S Cheng: a New York investment banker. How will he adapt to the provincial ways of the natives in the MidWest?
JZ: arbitrageur. How will he handle the risks of the road?

Itinerary
Later this morning, we will see the horse trader to find a mighty steed. Hopefully, it will be a Toyota Sienna.

Morale
High. Adventure calls. As someone once said, "Go West, young man." We heed thy call, nameless person with a famous quote.

Rations
300 bullets. Spare yoke. Ramen.


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