26 Falkland: Episode 1

26 Falkland Goes To The Grocery Store

Based on Actual Events

Starring:
Nara Peou
Bo Wang
Raymond Wu

Episode 1: On Sale
[in the meat aisle]
Nara: Damnit, they're out of chicken breasts.
Ray: We could go for beef.
Random woman: Yeah, they're completely out of chicken.
[Bo walks up with 2 bags of Chips Ahoy! and puts them in the shopping cart]
Nara: Hey, aren't these pricey?
Bo: No. They're on sale.
Nara: Oh.
[after a pause]
Bo: I mean, what kind of person do you think I am?
[after another pause]
Bo: I'm offended.

Finis
On Next Week's Episode: 26 Falkland debates the merits of Coke that is not on sale.
P.S. We're not that cheap. It's just principle.

Hours Spent At Work: 8
Recipe for Tomorrow: Add weariness tinged with bitterness and humor. Shake and serve when chill.
I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier.