Cold Enough To Freeze The Balls Off A Brass Elephant

Otherwise known as 26 Falkland procrastinates on buying oil.

I've learned something very important today. Something so important I want to memorialize it in writing.

The discovery of fire was a very good thing.

Think about it. It enabled man to brave the bitter cold, scare off predators, and cook a tasty morsel. I say this because what else do you think about when your apartment is out of oil and your roommates have deserted you for warmer environments? Oh well. At least the cold is supposed to enhance longevity (or so I've heard).

You know you're an alcoholic when:
over im
Ray: [bitching about cold]
Flo: you can always rub two sticks together
Ray: what do you think i've been doing?
Flo: drinking

Hours spent at work today: 12
Pushups done at work today: 20
Prognosis for tomorrow: Bitter, bitter cold.