It's Not Confidential, I've Got Potential

I've concluded that my life right now is stuck on the lower "sticky" end of a Keynesian supply curve. Thus, I need an exogenous shock to break me out of equilibrium. Of course, part of the problem is that I don't know what the x and y axis are supposed to represent, let alone the supply and demand curves. What the hell would P and Q mean on the chart of life? Well, I guess the possibilities are endless.

Hours spent at work: 12
Time spent driving to work: 1 hr 45min
Surgeon General's Warning: I-banking causes cynicism, heart disease, exhaustion, and may complicate pregnancy.